Well… Hi… Again

Hello, I know, I’m a complete disaster ^^U, but hey, we learn from mistakes. From now on I will try to post something every weekend, I promise, this time it’s going to be true. If you read this, thanks, I feel so alone ;-;

Funny exam answers

Today I am going to make you laugh with 15 funny exam answers.

First I will start with a something that lots of people has done in their exams, drawing of course! When you don’t know the answer, draw something, maybe the teacher likes it and approves your exam XD.

A little drawing of a killer vagina, that’s imagination!

Now, second, we all know that the most important thing of an exam is putting your name on it but what this guy didn’t understand was that he had to put the date and…

That’s it Sebastian, Instead of putting the date put the rape…

Ok, now let’s go to the real deal… The answers! This time with Jupiter, let’s see… oh my god…

I  KNEW  IT!!! bacon is always the answer. Very good.

But not all students have a good sense of humor, like the next one that seems to dislike a little the school.

Yeah, definitely, I think he doesn’t like school.

And the next one wants a good mark but looks like he/she didn’t study so he/she decided to tell kindly to his/her teacher to approve him/her.

That was a very good idea

After that a little bit of grammar and vocabulary

On my opinion the student is right

I think I can’t describe what’s coming…

No, I can’t, I simply can’t

And some common knowdelge.

I think this should be A+. We should all know this things, shouldn’t we?

A simple thing.

Obviously if she can’t see she is blind.

And finally we have the maths, I personally don’t like maths and I prefer drawing

I think that would be my exam, but instead of a pokemon I would have drawn an anime character.

Some ecuations are so difficult that people can’t and just can’t

See? He commited suicide because it was too complex!

Oh, this one is easy…

You only have to put or!!! XD XD XD

This student is a professional in maths

See?

I think the next one is very unfair

He expanded it!!!

Global warming is a very sad thing but it is real, this student is helping so much to the animals that are affected by this dissaster.

Poor walrus… At least he has got a place to live 😥

That were all the funny exam answers, hope you enjoyed.

Byeee!

XXX
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I’m back

I am finally back, I have been without posting anything in sooo long…
I am so sorry about this, but from now on I will try so hard to write something weekly, I will write at weekends becaue I don’t have too much time other days.
After this post I am going to write a post about something funny, I don’t know but I will think about it.
Byeee!!!

Kawaii kisses >3<

Hi

Hello, I’m so sorry I didn’t post anything but I was too busy.
I would like if someone could help me to post entries in this blog.
I want a person that knows about videogames and animes who could help me. I need another admin so please send me an email to lilyotaku@email.com so I know that you want to help, I want to keep in touch with you by email so you don’t have to give me your phone number or any other private information.

Thanks!!!

Minecraft

I’m going to write about this game because some time ago I really liked it, but that was before microsoft bought it, even if I use windows I don’t like windows too much, specially knowing that the most of the popular companies they bought didn’t go too well… ಠ╭╮ಠ

Before Microsoft bought majong and Minecraft I was an unconditional fan of this game, I spent a lot of time in servers and it was very fun playing with other people around the world, it was very well-known in lots of countries and there where thousands of good servers. Now Minecraft’s popularity is decreasing little by little, and even if today there’s many people playing it, someday it will be forgotten like lots of games that once were so popular.

I think the new snapshot is a little confusing at least, there is a dragon head, (that I suppose it will be dropped by the dragon in the final version) there are end rods that I don’t know what they are for and more shit things that I think they aren’t useful for anything. Some people will say that the snapshot isn’t finished, and that is true, but tell me, for what do you want an arrow of swiftness? Or an arrow of healing? Or an arrow of leaping? I don’t get it, arrows are for killing enemies, not for giving them advantages, and, if what you want is a potion effect, there are potions and splash potions. And talking about potions there is a new type of potion that is the lingering potion and I think it’s ok but… For that we have the splash potions!!! Even if the effect stays there is the same thing so they are just taking what was done, changing it a bit and… There you have a new item! ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

That’s my opinion but I want to see your’s too, so, please, if you want, tell me what do you think about minecraft in the comments. If you want to go to the official Minecraft website click here and if you want to go to Mojang’s offocial website click here

P.s.

Yesterday I was too busy and I couldn’t post anything, my apologies(°ロ°).

Please share this post with your friends if you liked it  (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ,Thanks!!!

bye!!!

xxx

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Yandere Simulator

I’m making a review of this game because I really LOVE it.

I enjoy playing videogames and one of my favourite ones is Yandere Simulator, which is a game that is still a W.I.P. (Work In Project) and is still only 11% done, but it already is a very cool and well known indie game.

(If you want to go to the development blog of Yandere Simulator click here)

Even if I really love that game I know that there are some features missing so when the game is completed, I will make another review or something about this game.Don’t worry if you don’t know what game is this or what is it about, because first of all I will explain it a little bit, but there are some secrets in the game, and, there will be some spoilers here, so, if you don’t want to know what the secrets are I will put the secrets at the end in another paragraph, ok?

In Yandere simulator you play as Yandere-chan, who is a psycopath that fell in love with a common guy (Senpai). You can’t talk to Senpai or interact with him in any of the ways (if you don’t use mods) but you can talk with other students and compliment them to gain popularity, you can also kill the students in different ways and with different weapons and your goal is to kill everyone that wants to confess their love to Senpai. There are lots of easter eggs in this game and bugs too and that makes the game even better.

My Opinion

I think this game is still missing very important features but that is normal knowing that the game is only 11% complete but they’ve added so much features and removed so much bugs that it is very cool to play, and now, the school atmosphere decreases each time someone dies or stops going to school. One of the features I want to be added soon are some places to go on the town and the possibility of doing something to the girl you’ve kidnaped, but some day, the game will be complete!!!(ಥ﹏ಥ). In my opinion it’s already pretty awesome but each one can say whatever he or she thinks so I would like to hear (or read XD) your opinion.

Easter eggs

I don’t think the easter egg menu is too secret but I’ll talk about it like if it was. The easter egg menu is a menu that you can activate with a keyboard key (I don’t remember what key it was X’D but it’s in the development blog) and from there you can choose different “modes” that are just for fun, for example the titan mode, doing a reference to the anime of attack on titan, changes your uniform and turns all the students in nude titans.

Spoiler Alert!!!

There is another easter egg, (and this is more secret) at school there are some recorded tapes around the place, and, if you find them all, you can hear the recordings in the computer lab. room. There are some tutorials on the internet about where to find them.

Thanks for reading this post and if you liked it please favourite and share it

Sayonara!!!

xxx

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My Instagram

My name on Instagram is lilyotaku so if you want to follow me, follow me.

I won’t post too much images because I don’t have too much free time, and, obviously, I will post more drawings and pictures when I have more free time and I feel like posting something. If I don’t want to post something that day I won’t do it because I don’t want to do it (¬‿¬).

If you want me to follow you follow me and I will see what you post, if I like it I will follow you, but I will not Follow for Follow or Like for like (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞.

Thanks for reading this post!!!

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Sayonara!!!

xxx

Text faces

Yesterday I found a website with lots of text faces or emojis, I thought it was kinda cool so I’ll put a link in this post for the people that wants to put emojis using only text.

Click here to go to the website I mentioned in this post

Hope it’s useful for someone else than me.

Bye!   (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Hellooo!!!

Hello!

I’m Lily.

I am just an otaku girl and I just started this blog so I don’t know what to write ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ.

But in this blog I will write random things about videogames, anime, manga and more.

Byeee!